Bit toasty
It turns out there IS such a thing as too warm. Now, anyone in England reading this will probably be sitting in their thermals with a hot cocoa (because we’re all automatically eighty years old when it gets a bit nippy) and laughing at me complaining about sunshine. BUT SERIOUSLY. IT’S REALLY HOT.
The pavements were burning my feet through the soles of converse today. I was hopping about like one of those weird desert creatures. The air con at work broke, which meant it hit 47° in the kitchens, my till overheated and decided it didn’t want to play cashier anymore, and several businessmen came over all Magic Mike and started stripping off in front of me.
The photo attached was outside a restaurant near our house (I do love it when hospitality gets a sense of humour). The other side read “If you’re reading this, you’re walking down Crown. Outside. Crazies. We have a/c and beer and cold stuff”. New South Wales is facing its “highest ever fire danger day”At this exact moment in time (4.30am GMT), Sydney is the hottest place ON THE WHOLE ENTIRE PLANET. I told you; too warm.